Come a little bit closer, I have some news to tell you.
Did you bring cookies? I like cookies!
My big news is this, I am moving. I am a big boy now, and I want to have a girlfriend. Then I will settle down with the right girls and have some kids!
This is a picture of my beard. I think that it makes me look more handsome. The girls will like it don't you think?
Look how handsome I have become, my coat is thick, the girls will like it too. The woman says that I stink, she just has no appreciation for the good goat smells! The girls will like the way I smell now.
I have worked hard to make this place my home, I have found all kind of treasures and display them proudly! The woman has no appreciation of my decorating skills, she says that it is junk and picks it all up. Maybe she just likes it and wants to use it in her house too! I am not telling where I found it all, that secret is mine!
When I came to live here, I was only 3 days old. My Mama died, and the woman raised me. This is my home, but I am a big boy now and I want to meet girls.
I wonder what kind of cookies the girls like, will there be cookies where I am going? My Aunt Clover liked cookies too! Aunt Clover was my Mama's twin sister, we are a handsome family.
The girls will like me, I just know it! The woman says that I was created to be a billy goat, not a pet. I have a job to do. She knows that I am not as happy here as I could be, and the right thing for me is to be with other goats.
A new life is waiting for me. Maybe you will see pictures of my kids here one day! They will be handsome, just like me! The woman says that I still have a sweet little baby mouth, and that she wiped milk off of that sweet little mouth many times! The girls will probably recognize that even my mouth is handsome, don't you think?