My name is Reggie Mac. I was named after an accountant on an 80's sitcom. I have no plans to go to Bimini, and I am not buying a circus! Suzanne would like me better than the Reggie I was named after anyway. I know she would like me better than that pig, Noel!
I am only a few months old, I had my "special surgery" 2 weeks ago today, but I don't want to talk about it. I don't understand why they did that to me. They said that they were taking me to get "fixed". I didn't think that there was anything wrong with me that needed fixing. The only thing I know is that I was happy and I knew that one day soon, I would really start to like the girls in a different way. I would want to travel the world and meet lots of girls. Now for some unexplained reason, I just don't want to do that anymore.
It makes me sad to think about it, but then I get ready for a nap and I forget to be sad. I had plans to travel one day, not to Bimini though. I guess that I will just stay here now. I sleep a good bit, like Atticus does, but I have a special chair in the kitchen. When I sit there no one can see me, and I get to sleep for a long time.
I am happy though. I eat and play and sleep, that is enough to make me happy. My life is good. I am a handsome fellow and I am really sweet too, but I guess that you could tell that my looking at my picture.
That is all for now. I will come back later and tell you more about me. I am tired and ready for a nap. It is a lot of work making sure that I get my 20 hours of sleep in everyday!